Pompous Patriot vs. Snatch

Pompous Patriot lives up to his namesake and can't help himself but continually declare how far superior he is to any other person, including Snatch. 

When Snatch is given an opportunity to say something, he merely motions that his lips are sealed.  Apparently, he intends to let his wrestling do the talking for him.  That is unfortunate, because as he soon learns, his wrestling skills and powers, at least when compared to Pompous Patriot, fall far short.

Snatch begins by trying to work over Pompous Patriot's abs, but he finds that his blows have no effect.  Pompous Patriot, laughing off his opponent's offense, declares that there is little to nothing that Snatch can do to hurt him.  However, the same cannot be said for the reverse.  Pompous Patriot delivers move after devastating move to Snatch, blow after destructive blow, wearing down his opponent in a volley of power moves that leave Snatch reeling from one side of the ring to the other.  Suplexes turn to head scissors, turn to moments of tickling and ball claws....all leaving Snatch moaning on the mat.

It appears as though Snatch may have bitten off more than he can chew in his battle with Pompous Patriot, something that the Patriot brings to horrifying clarity as the match progresses.  What begins with Snatch being playful and trying to deliver blows to Pompous Patriot's turns into a battle for his very survival as the match unfolds.  Snatch has no answer for all of the monstrous plans of Pompous Patriot, and, in a shocking final move, could find he has fought his final battle.  You won't want to miss this war!